9 Must-Haves for the Ultimate Brunch Experience

brunch
brən(t)SH/
noun
America’s most popular, weekend, early-afternoon dining experience.

 

A time where friends gather at the trendiest breakfast/lunch location in their respective city, update one another on the previous night’s events, and only order food that would be accepted as the latest art installation within The Lourve.

 

But down to the real question: Have You Been Doing Brunch Right?

The 7 Must-Haves for the Ultimate Brunch Experience:

1. A Killer Outfit

 

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Featured: Killer Outfit

Something that will make you feel supes confident.
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Confidence

“Go hang out in a public garden with the Black-Eyed Susans by yourself” type of confident.

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Oh and the shoes?

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What? These shoes?

They must be comfy.

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Nobody drives to brunch if brunch is within a 15 minute walk. This is 2016 people – you gotta get in those FitBit steps where it counts.

 

2. Your “This Week’s Favorite Shade” of Lipstick

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I call this “NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream in Istanbul”. Well…because this shade is NYX’s Soft Matte Lip Cream in Istanbul.

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It’s Fierce.

 

3. Your Bestie

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Bestie (Fiancè)

 

4. One of Your City’s Most Popular Brunch Hot Spots

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If you waited less than 45 minutes for your brunch table, you’re doing it wrong.

 

5. A Killer Waiter

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Killer Waiter

Your waiter needs to have the ability to take one look at you and know your biggest life regrets, understand the sorrow you feel when your cat doesn’t want to snuggle you back, the inner workings of your relationship with your mother, and (most importantly) be able to tell you exactly what you need to order based off of those 3 criteria because damnit, you cannot be expected to make the most important decision of your brunch life at 1pm on a Sunday afternoon.

 

6. A Grown-Up Breakfast Drink

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Did you really have Brunch if you didn’t order a Grown-Up Breakfast Drink?

 

7. A Grown-Up Breakfast

A breakfast that deserves to have 3 different pictures taken at 3 different angles.

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No, you cannot just get eggs and toast at Brunch – that is against the rules.

 

8. A Brunch Squad That is Open to Food Sharing

Because just incase you don’t get a Killer Waiter that can silently look deep into your eyes and walk away to the kitchen without a single word only to come back with personalized perfection served on a plate, you need a Brunch Squad that is open to sharing their Brunch Experience with everyone.

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9. Fresh-Picked Flowers From Your Local Farmer’s Market

Because gosh-darnit it goes along with Sunday Brunch and everybody’s doing it.

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Thank you for joining me on my Ultimate Brunch Experience – now go forth my young grasshoppas and fulfill your own Ultimate Brunch dreams 🙂

Thank you for reading!

All photo credit of the pictures of me goes to my wonderful Fiancè, Jack 🙂

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